Eighteen Lines About Nine States
Colorado was schizophrenic,
Not sure if it was mountain or plain.
Kansas billboards preached that Jesus saves,
When ADULT stores didn’t block their way.
Missouri cured the Kansas woes
With more green hills and less hypocrisy.
Illinois passed quickly by
So many puns for ‘Effingham.’
Indiana was like Illinois
But without the funny city names.
Be wary driving through Oh-hi-oh,
Its corn-lined roads play twisted games.
Pennsylvania, home of Michael Scott.
But Scranton’s still too far away.
West Virginia complained of hill-top mining,
But those darn hills should be blown away.
Maryland’s here, ah what bliss.
I choose you to end this list.
Eighteen Lines About Nine States.